-mermaid-

this is actually for shakespear class, go figure. it's based on script from richard the third. ew.

my sister were drawing together and she was watching me draw and was all, "ew, mermaids are supposed to be pretty."

and i was like, "nuh-uh. mermaids are ladies who go swimming and get swallowed up by a fish but the fish chokes and the woman drowns and then they rot into a mermaid."

and she was like, "you're wrong." and i was like, "you're stupid." and she drew a stupid mermaid. and i drew my rad mermaid. mostly i rock. look it up under keyword stupiduglyfishlips.

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